- i get walked into in the hall: sorry
- i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
- i get pushed against the wall: sorry
- i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
- i get pushed out the window: sorry
- i get run over by a car: sorry
- i get murdered: sorry
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if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
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do you ever get so overprotective over a character/celebrity that when another person says that she/he is not that great you just want to punch that person in the face and make her eat your socks because i do
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if you ever feel annoying
remember
at least you don’t run absolutefunniestposts
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time to WOW FUCK YOU TEXT POST I WAS NOT TYPING IN THE TITLE
alright it’s
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